I can’t see anyone using the axe of carnage in pvp. Depending on how fast it throws and comes back is a huge part of this, along with damage output. One might argue about the fire damage, there’s a reason people use flamethrowers in pvp. The comp bow just does super high damage, shotgun is your standard high damage, not-too-hard to hit weapon. And gabby sniper is your usual sniping weapon.

-Lamprey

I made a awesome raft in ark mobile

It took multiple hours-lava

Inferni I did the exact same thing as what you just said in ultimate legends

And if was a great story

Ah the second I had calmed down

You just had to but in

Rookie mistake idiot

Now it’s on

A I actually know what I’m talking about and did I ever say “it’s bite is devastating” No? Then that’s one thing you got wrong. OF COURSE THE BATTLE SCENE ISNT REAL it’s more set in modern time so both aren’t in their homes || also I’m right carchardonto is more of a nuisance than a rival cause spino could slap it to death, gigantosaurus has a crappy bite force, |||| spinosaurus could kill a megalodon if if dodges Meg and hits gills repeatedly ||||| and I didn’t read the rest cause o thought it was stupid now I’d you want to start a fight, let the chaos rain.-lava

Nah I’m not in disc server-lava

Lava are you in the discord sever??

*a hand made of the empty, damaged shells of many massive spiders bursts from the soil, followed by the rest of a humanoid body, falling apart and wearing a ragged, dirty coat that nearly reached the ground and a torn fedora with a nest of beetles in it. The undead figure straightens it's worm-eaten bow tie as it awakes fully, a dull bluish glow flickering to life in one of its damaged eye sockets. The Spiders twitch and shake as their bodies are saturated with colour and iridescent blue fur bursts from their decrepit shells, the holes fusing shut and missing legs pulling themselves from the ground and climbing back to their places, the dust puffs from the entity in a cloud as its second eye begins to glow. The clothes sew themselves back together and, slowly, the beetles in the hat drop off and run away, the bow tie blooms into its former glory as red dye that had gone brown flourishes a bloody scarlet once more. The Colony smiles as it's eyes brighten fully, and dusts off the coat.*

I- I'M ALIIIIIIVE!!!!!!

anyway, hello, this awakening may be short, or not, but still, I shall address some matters that arose in my absence:

"DINO FACTS" are noticeably innacurate and shocking, I suggest a team of the remaining fanfictioners be appointed professional fact-checkers if it is ever seen again, spinosaurus were Certainly unable to "punch through any metal" and their bite was hardly terrifying compared to other saurians, no, it was the sharp teeth designed to catch and hold large fish that would pose a danger, as well as this, the claim the carcharadontosaurs stood no chance against a spino in battle is preposterous and, frankly, offensive, there is proof of the vermin biting right through a spinosaurus' sail. As for the battle, it is quite inaccurate in my opinion, as, not only was a megalodon INFINITELY more powerful of bite and had a fatter, more flexible body which would withstand more damage, but it (as far as I know) did not exist at the same time as a spino, and was only driven extinct roughly 4 MYA by a kind of sperm whale that not only outcompeted it for their shared food source of small whales, but are the sharks themselves(!)

What IS accurate however, is the spinosaurus' location in Egypt and their semi-aquatic nature.

Now, as much as I would like to insult misinformation more/tardily reply to other things, I really have to go now, I apologize for any inconvenience caused by my uncontained annoyance at Lava's claims. And REALLY HAVE TO GO NOW SO BYE.

I’m thinking about doing the overseer boss on switch to try and ascend… but idk if it’s a good idea I mean my rexes have about 500000 hp but I thh Hjk ink they will get wrecked I. The lava cave… than again I really wanna ascend. My youth has about 200000 but n my megalo 6000000

I think I should bring my megalo but it will just go to sleep

-lava

Don’t worry guys. I’m not leaving. Through it to the end! Fighting to keep this community alive. Remember: #FanFiction4Life

#FF4L

- The Nazgûl

If any of you wanna chat with me (that isn’t discord, parents won’t let me get and it’s a weird story and makes absolutely zero sense) then you could probably tell me about a guild on something, right now I use the Star Wars galaxy of heroes one Nazgûl has, but I also got Boom Beach too, since I used to play it. Just @ me about it and I’ll see what I can do.

-Lamprey

Lamprey the community isn’t dead there is still

Nazgul

Swamp guy

Pretty sure I saw seasnake making a story, or maybe it’s an imposter

Me

You apex

Shadow

(Not WWT because you know)

Harpocrates is currently on break but he will come back

Bob has been here a little bit

Manticore

Cl1

President Loki (recently made a story)

Honestly other dudes sorry I forgot your names but I think there are other people here

So I don’t think we will be dead for a while and even then there will always be a new wave of fanfictioners till ark itself dies and even then people will still come

From: lava

To: lamprey

So I hope that answers your thing (we’re not dying yet)

If this thing goes dead and everyone leaves I don’t think I could keep writing my stories cause mainly you guys are my inspiration and if I’m doing this alone if will get lonely having no one to talk to or make stories with. Even if I leave I will check up every once in a while to see if it ever boots back up. I really don’t want you guys to leave.

Also bye lamprey we will all miss you, it was nice to know you while it lasted-lava

I’m gonna go continue lake footpaw-lava

Bye lamprey it has been nice to meet you

I don’t believe this is entirely dead yet though

We will miss you

-from lava

Ok I don’t want to get you angry lava but the fight scenario is pretty inaccurate, first of alll it is completely impossible, megalodon existed millions and millions of years after spinos went extinct, and even if they lived in the same time period they still probably wouldn’t have crossed paths.

You might have been better doing spino v carcharodontasaurus, which would probably be an evenly matched fight, even tho spino is bigger (and the bigggest theropod ever).

Anyway I’m not gonna say anything else on this subject in case I start an argument.

-Apex

Lava I’m guessing your Dino facts thing is set in the ark universe.

-Apex

*gets yeeted about five miles, as dar- i mean DORK one starts zooming after me like a flippin rocket. I then bounce on a rock, breaking my spine, then crashing into another rock, destroying my visor, while bright one stands by dancing like a motherfuc*er*

…

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

oh GOD!!! IM BLEEDING EVERYWHERE!!! AND WHY THE FU*K IS THERE POISON HERE?!? OH NO, OH NO!!! NONONONONONONONO NOOOO!!!

*the poison slithers into my broken veins, that are practically everywhere, sticking out of my bosy*

Why do I fell something dangling on my forehead? OH SH*T!!!

*gets kicked up into the sky, twirling round-round, then falling to the ground, breaking the spine again, plus cracking off my ribs. Dork one lands beside me, absorbing me into a little ball, which he hides*

-a now extremely damaged and crippled Surviver

Also I’m a boi… also Shadow, PLSSSSSS don’t interfere with this roleplay, PLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Well, I’m taking a break now… until next Wednesday, when our quarantine is over. (Mumbling) stupid brother getting covid right before I go to school, setting us all in quarantine!

Random extinction fight scenario I came up with:

You and a few other survivors stand out in the wasteland, in a full tek suit. A generator and four turrets in a square formation are filled to the brim with ammo, shooting down corrupted pteranodons and wyverns. You and the other survivors shoot down various corrupted creatures with your tek rifle. The horde of creatures never seem to stop, as they just constantly appear out of thin air, trying to get to you and murder you. Eventually, the turrets run out ammo, and hundreds upon hundreds of corrupted creatures are charging after you. You and your friends shoot down as much as you can, but it’s not enough. You’ve taken down about 50% of the horde surprisingly, but everything goes wrong as a giant shape materializes out of thin air. A titan. It’s a fire-based titan, destroying everything in its way. As it kills it’s own corrupted creatures to get to you, you shoot it with your tek rifle as much as you can, just like your friends. The titan doesn’t seem to stop, as it suddenly shot out fire in all directions. One of the flames hit your friend, and now he’s on the ground burning up from direct fire contact and the scorching-hot sun. The titan roars, and it seems like the end.. but suddenly, it falls to the ground, dead. How many times did the four, but now three of you shoot it? As it lay dead on the ground, more corrupted creatures materialize, coming after you. The fight never seems to end as you retreat to the city, because if you stay to fight you’ll die, you’ll run out of ammunition.. or maybe meet the same fate as they did, and become a corrupted survivor.

-Lamprey

Harpocrates I wasn't on the list either. We can both be nonexistent lol.

~CL1

Guys I might start another story, ideas are welcome!

-Apex