Me: Wat is that?

Friend: it just a dire wolf

Big sister: no that's Fenrir RUN!

Me: No my big sister

*Big sister gets eaten by Fenrir*

Fenrir:Mm 15 year old girl

Friend:you can talk?

Fenrir:yes stupid human

Friend: who you calling stupid stupid dog

Fenrir:what did you call me?

Friend: umm

Me: stay back no no no ahhhhhh

Fenrir: mm time to get back to my day