Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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Sup I’m the one who gave “Slappy xD” name idea for spino. Yeah that’s me again. Sooooo….a CarChar decides to log in. I’m like:”woah Ok it’s kinda close to ma home gtta watch out.” I stay there trolling it, when I see a GIGA spawn LITERALLY outa NOWEHERE. I’m like:”YO CHILL WITH THE LOGINS WILDCARD.” tHeN, another CARCHA spawns. I’m like:”yeah im done. IM SO F*CKING DONE.” I rage so bad I decided to kill it with The Real Mvp. (My mana that has 693% melee and 11k% health) Soo…some of the work goes smoothly. UNTILL. ONE HIT DRAINS 2300 HP OR1000 HP I THINK. then I’m like:”…,YOULL PAY FOR HURTING THE REAL MVP.” It runs from me, bc it couldnt hit me. It gets itself stuck.and I’m like:”time to face yo fate u MF.” Then, I spit my mvp’s ice spray as much as mvp can, until he reached 242 hp from 70842 HP. I bomb dived down, ended him with full rage. BOOM. The Real Mvp COMING FOR U IF U DARE HIT HIM 🎈🎈🎈🎊🎊
