Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

%[{~Why are these things overpowered~}]%

I was playing, and then I stumbled upon one of these things I tried to kill it. It came out of the water swimming towards me and it’s so fast it killed me. I didn’t even know if it was taking damage I don’t even know if it got a scratch. I found out it was just level1 so I tried again And again it killed me and then the second time it killed again. once I respond I went back to get my stuff, it was stalking my dead body and I was like why this is a stalker. He’s a stalker this level 1 thing these things are overpowered and it’s stalking my stuff. just get away man like why are these things overpowered? why, why, why make these things overpowered including the ones that are level 1I say.

Me:when I first saw this overpowered thing: I could probably take that thing down easily. Baryonyx: oh look here comes dinner another noob walking into the water here I go chump chump.

Me: why is this thing so fast come on is this thing you’ve been getting a scratch wait what it just killed me wait it’s only level 1 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i’m gonna kill this thing I’m gonna get my revenge.

Baryonyx: oh look who comes again I’m gonna hide and make them think I’m gone ha ha ha ha ha ha

Me: I look there he goes in the water. Wait what where is he? Where is he is at rock him I’m so mad right now and it’s only level one level one. What the heck is this game gonna do with a level one thing making it overpowered oh look here it comes.

Baryonyx: oh look I guess I have a second filling, then come here a little bit closer and here I go chum chum now I have another meal.

Me: wait what again it killed me again and it’s only level one. Why is this thing so overpowered?

Baryonyx: oh well that was fun killing the snob you know I’d be funer stalking the snoop stuff you’re not maybe I should go back into the water no I’m gonna wait here until the noob comes back. I’m gonna go back in the water. I’m gonna go behind these rock. See if the new comes back now. I should go back in the water no, I should stay there and install the new stuff. Should go in the water. I’ll wonder if there’s a really good fish in the water I’m gonna go in the water no no no no it’s easier to get a meal when you’re stalking a noob stuff isn’t it? I should go back into the water. No, I should stay in so stuff. See if you can come back and maybe I can have another snack and no, maybe not I think I should go in the water no, no no no I should stay in stock the new stuff.

Me: just get away from my stuff. This thing is stalking my stuff. Why yes go in the water go go go go go go away. Just get away from my stuff. Please go go go go go just go away why is this thing stalking my stuff just stalking my stuff this is taking forever.

Baryonyx: I think a player just giving up well it was worth a shot. Better leave the stuff alone then back in the water go maybe I can find a better fish than a player in there anyway, maybe I could probably catch a pterodactyl who knows oh, you know it would be fun to catch A dodo.

Me: oh look he’s going in the water yes now I can get my stuff. go hurry before it notice me.

These things are overpowered like why does I have to make level ones overpowered too high levels already overpowered like I would say make level 1, 2, 3 and 4 at least make those levels weak maybe make 1 to 10 weak and all the others are overpowered isn’t that a better idea of making a level one overpowered I bet I can’t even take down level two because the level ones overpowered. but why make a level 1 overpowered why😡🤬😡😡😡🤬😡😡🤬😡😡😡🤬😡😡🤬🤬😡😡🤬😡😡🤬😡😡😡🤬😡😡🤬😡😡🤬😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😠😡🤬😡😡🤬😡🤬😡😡🤬😡😡🤬🤬😡😡🤬🤬😡😡🤬😡😡😡🤬😡🤬😡😡😡🤬🤬😡😡🤬🤬🤬😡🥵🤬😡😡😡🤬😡😡😡😡🤬😡😡🤬😡😡😡🤬🤬😡😡😡😡🥵🥵🤬🤬😡😡😡🤬😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡😠😡😠😳😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬