Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Every Ark Mobile player
Player: Ooooo look the new Ultimate Mobile Edition!
*Downloads it*
*Five minutes later*
Ark dev: Hey, you!
Player: Um, yes?
Ark dev: Do u like flying over the Redwoods?
Player: Yes! It’s so fun to see the terror birds running around and…
Ark dev: Well now you don’t.
“You were killed by a level 84 Thylacoleo!”
Player: Aw man…
*respawns at base*
Ark dev: Do u like flying over the swamp?
Player: Ya! U know, I even tamed a frog and…
Ark dev: Well that’s too bad.
“You were killed by a level 217 Rhyniognatha!”
Player: Urgh oh well.
*respawns at base*
Ark dev: Do u like strolling down the beach?
Player: Yes…
“You were robbed! Ascended sniper rifle!”
“You were robbed! 100 Narcotics!”
“You were robbed! Tek Replicator!”
Player: Hey, COME BACK U LITTLE RASCAL!
Ark dev: U like caves?
Player: Oh for goodness sake…
“You were killed by a level 485 Megalania!”
Player: I’VE HAD ENOUGH
“Your raft was destroyed by a Leedsichthys!”
*deletes game*
Player: Ima go back to old game…
*three weeks later*
Random friend: Hey, u play the new Ultimate Edition?
Player: It’s complicated…
The end.
Hope u enjoyed my little story!