Ark:let’s make some thing new

Worker: ok what?

Ark: let’s make it the biggest carnivor

Worker: ok

Ark: make it the strongest thing

Worker:ok what Elsa

Ark: make it the most feared thing in ark

Worker:ok

Ark: make it when it bites there’s a bleed effect

Worker:ok is that it

Ark: no make it destroy base with one chomp make it destroy every material but tech

Worker:is it tameably and ride ably

Ark: yes, but make the saddle one of the last things to get and make it incredibly expensive

Worker:oh ok um the player are not going to like me

Ark: oh and it can’t go in boss fights

Worker:what so they go through all this trouble taming it and can’t go in to for boss battles

Ark: yup now do

Worker:ok poor players

Player1what happened

Player 2the server down

Player 3here it is back

Player1whats that a Rex no what is that no

Player2*scream*

Player3guys guys nooooooooo