Giga: hey survivor!

Me: yeah what

Giga: you want me to kill you or do you want to be killed by me

Me: um… nature’s calling, gotta pee

Giga: you can’t pee in this game you realize that right?

Me:😰

Giga: so…

Me: hey tribemate!

Tribemate: yeah what

Me: wanna see a giga?

Tribemate: yeah, I never seen one since ima newb!

Me: ok just come right here and BOLA!

Tribemate: oh what is this, is it so I can tame it

Giga: come in my mouth little human, it’s nice and warm!

Me: *runs*

Giga: I didn’t forget about you though…

Me: 😵

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