Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Ok, So one day on my nice ark world I was adventuring on a nice sandy beach next to some cliffs. 5 minutes later I saw the ‘you have entered a dangerous area’ warning, so I look in every direction and when I look at the cliffs I see a level 101 Rex looking into the horizon.

Then I start screaming at my crusty ahh iPad “DONT FALL DOWN YOU STUPID REX!”. And can you guess what happened next? It fell down and started chasing me so I ran to my raft and it chased me to where there was like 100 megalodons and 5 seconds later I saw a Rex’s dead body flying out of the water and landing in it again.

THE END.

-Lil Smurfie