Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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Ark god:hey player I know you play moble but ima make somthing that’s not on ur map want to help me make it?
Me: HECK YEAHHHHHH
Ark god:ideas?
Me:large titantaboa
Ark god:mhm!
Me:then remove the frills and make its tail have three spikes
Ark god:ooooo sounds good 👌🏻
Me:make it shoot venomous balls
Ark god:er I don’t think females should-ER I know what you mean
Me:dirty minded-ANYWAYS make it be able to burrow and stick its tail out to make it look like a plant to lure players!
Ark god:ok…..i think we should stop
me:IM NOT DONE!
Ark god:(small voice) what do you want to add……
Me:two things then done
Ark god:oh uh im all ears….(whispers to another ark god) I like this one she should be a ark god
Ark god 2:yes I’ll add her to ark god 🔜
Me:YALK DONE UP THERE
ark god 1 and ark god 2:yep shoot your ideas
Me:spawns in the easiest area on the map
Ark god2:I absolutely am adding her she is making a absolute monster!
Me:and make it tame with rock drake eggs,magmasout eggs and wyvern eggs BUT-(gets cut off)
Ark god:yes yes cadence we get it
Me:DONT SEND YET MAKE IT ONLY TANEABKE BY THOSE FIRTILIZED EGGS
are god 2:I think I’m in love with this new creature
Me:and name it a basalusk after harry poter since it looks like a basalisk from the movie we will get funny jokes from that
Ark god1 and 2:(makes her a god)
Me:sweeeeetttttt
(Ark gods send the creture to almost every map besides moble)
Me:so am i a god?
Ark god:yes
Ark god2:yep
(Hope y’all enjoyed this lol)