1.get a friend

2. Get your friend on an something that flys and picks up people

3. Get your friend to pick you up

4. Tranq the everloving hell out of it while in the air

5. When it starts to run knock it out and have a crap ton of anything that keeps torpidity up

6. get berries LOTS OF BERRIES

7. Periodically feed it tranqs

8. You have a murder weapon on your side