HOW DARE YOU, DOOM. I AM AS SMART AS I SAY. I AM, I AM, I AM!

I WOULD try and infiltrate the Gator Guild’s base, but… you know… might be tricky to hide with one of my feet missing. They might get suspicious. And, I think that Lokis can sense other Lokis or something. They always find me.

Ooh, ooh, and plus, I can’t go on an epic mission. I’ve got stories to write (procrastinate), characters to kill, and I’ve got to keep an eye on CL1. (She’s scary.)

- President Loki