Now that I’ve recovered from my initial explosion of laughter so hard that I had tears in my eyes…

Excuse me, I gloat with all the style that my sky boots provide me. (Which isn’t much, because they’re really ugly…) I wear beautiful (shre-) suit coats with embroidered (shredd-) green vests! (They’re shredded- be quiet- Gator Loki did that-)

I’m going to focus on the one part of your lovely ballad that said “you’re honored to be my ally.” Everyone should be honored to be allied with ME, your magnificent ruler and president.

I am burdened with magnificent purpose. :)

- President Loki