Me on crystal isles:

“You tamed a carbenomys!”

“Yay!”

*5 minutes later*

“Your Mary Shelly (carbenomys) was killed by a sarco!”

“AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😡😤😖😠👿😾🗯🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬😡😤🤬😠😠🤬😖😡🤬😡🤬😡😖😡😠😡😖😤😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬”

I guess I just can’t have nice things nowadays.