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-Classic Loki: You (word)! You led the wolves to our door!

-President Loki: We prefer snakes to wolves.

-Kid Loki: I’ve met them both, they die just the same.

-Boastful Loki: Apologies, my liege. I betrayed you, and now, I’m king!

-President Loki: …about that.

-Boastful Loki: What? You can’t be serious.

-President Loki: Come on. What did you expect?

-Boastful Loki: That was not the bargain! I gave you our location. In exchange for shelter and supplies, you give me your army and I take the throne!

-President Loki: Ah, yes. Not so good a bargain. How about this one: my army, my throne.

-Random soldier: About that.

-President Loki: Why, you beef-witted, half-faced scrubs! We had a DEAL!

-Boastful Loki: Fake.

-President Loki: Why the (word) is there an alligator in here?!

-Kid and Classic Loki: He’s a Loki!

*Alligator Loki bites his hand off*

-President Loki: *high pitched screaming*

I have really good censorship…

Yeah…

That’s me…

Stupid alligator

- President Loki