*Me wandering around as a noob*

*sees this thing and thinks “oh look! A monkey cow thing! Imma go say hi”*

*walks over and gets punched*

*I run home getting poop flung at me*

*hides in corner of house with feelings hurt that the cow thing didn’t wanna say hi and scared out of my mind*

NOOBS BEWARE!!!

THE MONKEY COW THING IS NOT NICE!!!