Ooh, fine, then I’ll make rules!

Rule 1: DO NOT LOOK FOR MY OTHER IDENTITIES BECAUSE HAHA WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I DON’T HAVE ANY OTHER IDENTITIES! YOU’RE CRAZY, DON’T EVEN BOTHER WITH LOOKING FOR THEM BECAUSE THEY AREN’T THERE!

Rule 2: Refer to rule one

Rule 3: I told you to refer to rule one

Rule 4: You’re bad at listening! Fine. If you must look for my other identities (which aren’t even a thing! Shhh), try whatever you want. You won’t have any luck.

- President Loki