Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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*gets yeeted about five miles, as dar- i mean DORK one starts zooming after me like a flippin rocket. I then bounce on a rock, breaking my spine, then crashing into another rock, destroying my visor, while bright one stands by dancing like a motherfuc*er*
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
oh GOD!!! IM BLEEDING EVERYWHERE!!! AND WHY THE FU*K IS THERE POISON HERE?!? OH NO, OH NO!!! NONONONONONONONO NOOOO!!!
*the poison slithers into my broken veins, that are practically everywhere, sticking out of my bosy*
Why do I fell something dangling on my forehead? OH SH*T!!!
*gets kicked up into the sky, twirling round-round, then falling to the ground, breaking the spine again, plus cracking off my ribs. Dork one lands beside me, absorbing me into a little ball, which he hides*
-a now extremely damaged and crippled Surviver
Also I’m a boi… also Shadow, PLSSSSSS don’t interfere with this roleplay, PLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Well, I’m taking a break now… until next Wednesday, when our quarantine is over. (Mumbling) stupid brother getting covid right before I go to school, setting us all in quarantine!