Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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*everyone stops screaming*
STOP SCREAMING
(dark one) fine.
(Stupid stick) fine.
(Natshadow guy) fine.
Okay, dark one, leave surviver alone.
(Dark one) no
Ugh. Stupid stick how are you here?
*stupid stuck snorts fire*
(Stupid stick) i just said idk
...fine natshadow guy, i thought i dropped you off in discord!
(Natshadow guy) well dark one kicked me out
DARK OOONNNNEEE!
(Dark one) HE WAS SUPER ANNOYING!
IDC!
*sigh*
Well since your all here, we need to-
(Dark one) FINE IF YOU INSIST I'LL LEAVE SURVIVER ALONE!
That wasnt what i was gonna say but okay. Anyways, hitman-
(Everyone but shadow) who da heck is hitman?
Shut up and let me talk
(Everyone) fine.
Anyways, hitman is somehow making peoples nightmares come true.
(Dark one) and how is this my problem?
I doubt hes gonna avoid you, your nightmares are prob gonna come true aswell.
(Dark one) frick, fine I'll help. I cant do much though since you killed me and reduced me to a voice in your head.
Shut up.
(Stupid stick) HA, i dont have nightmares.
*a bug falls from the sky and lands on stupid sticks nose*
(Stupid stick) AAAAAAA GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!!!!!
*natshadow guy laughs and flicks it off*
*everyone laughs*
Oh, so the big bad dragon is scared of bugs?
(Stupid stick) shut. Up.
Anyways, we need to get the rest of the little group we have.
(Dark one) little? Dude, theres me, stupid stick, natshadow guy, you, melody, NR shadow, and frost. You call that little?
Okay you have a point.
(Stupid stick) hey you forgot me!
(Dark one) no i said you.
(Stupid stick) oh, i didnt hear, by the way whos stupid stick?
*shadow snorts*
(Stupid stick) what?
YOU are stupid stick idiot.
(Stupid stick) DUDE, USE MY REAL NAME!
wait you have a name other than stupid stick?
(Stupid stick) seriously? Dude, you are so dumb.
Hey!
(Dark one) he has a point, plus, ik his real name. Its Aries.
(Stupid stick) THANK YOU!
(dark one) i wouldnt thank me yet stupid stick
(Stupid stick) why is my name that anywa-
SHUT UP AND GET BACK ON TRACK!
(Stupid stick) FINE
We need to get melody, NR shadow, and frost. Me and dark one will go get melody, natshadow guy and stup- i mean aries, will go get frost.
*natshadow guy gives aries a goofy smile*
(Aries/stupid stick) can i go after NR shadow?
Fine
(Natshadow guy) Awwww
(Aries) shut up or i eat you.
*dark one disapears back into shadows mind*
NO YOUR NOT ABANDONING ME TO GO AFTER SURVIVER AGAIN!
*Shadow sighs and walks through a portal*
(Natshadow guy) WAIT WHERE DO I FIND FROST!??!
(Aries) annnnd shes gone. Welp, bye
*aries takes off into the sky*
(Natshadow guy) well crickey this is gonna be a long walk.
-shadow, dark one, natshadow guy, and stupid stick/aries