EVERYONE LISETN UP

I AM GOING TO EITHER WRITE A NEW STORY (I cancelled the other ones because I forgot about’em)

OR DO A COLLAB

IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE TO DO A COLLAB WITH YOUR FAVORITE FISH (I’m not even sure if lampreys count as fish)

THEN COME ON OVER TO MY NEWS STATION, YELLOW DYE!

ALSO THERE WILL BE LAMP NEWS AT SOME POINT IN TIME, I KNOW I JUST FORGOT ABOUT IT.

IF I END UP DOING A COLLAB, EITHER WE’LL GO OFF OF MY IDEA OF THE STORY I WAS GONNA WRITE, OR WE’LL DO YOUR IDEA.

HOW MANY PEOPLE IS THIS COLLAB EXACTLY?

PROBABLY 2, COUNTING ME (so technically 1)

I DON’T KNOW WHY I AM YELLING AND MOVING DOWN A LINE EACH SENTENCE

BUT ALL I KNOW IS A I CAN DO THAT

ALSO JOIN LAND OF RAFTEL FOR FUN WAR N STUFF BECAUSE WE DOING A WAR AGAINST THE ALPHAS FOR FUN.

I’LL ACCEPT ONE OF YOU INTO THE COLLAB IN YELLOW DYE (assuming somebody comes to meet me there, if not then :( sad )

ALSO WIGFRID MAINS ARE PROBABLY JUST BAD AT THE VIDEO GAME, GO PLAY WOLFGANG OR SOMETHING, MAYBE EVEN WES.

-L A M P R E Y

(Why am I yelling, somebody help)