Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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Hitman… I’m a bug. I don’t have a heart, or lungs! My inside is literally a void. And besides… you can’t hurt me that easily! AND I’m immune towards poison, venom, radiation and any other side effects! Im sorry but, I’m practically immortal! Oh, and also!
*slices Hitman’s hand off, then they’re legs, devouring the body parts*
DONT. EVER. AGAIN. TRY. TO. HURT. OR. ATTACK. ME! Your efforts are useless! Allow our “leader” to speak for herself!
Also, Lava! You can’t fool me with a alternative personality or any other attempt to be someone else! You can’t ME! Why would you allow Hitman to defeat you that easily? No one can simply defeat you, without that person being you or you allowing them to do it!
*turns towards Lolbit*
You see? I could be useful! Especially for catching possible “bad intentioned” people! Should I kill him, Lolbit?
-Thrax