Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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LOLBIT!!! AS THE CONTROLLER OF ICE AND VOID, I HERE BY DOOM YOU TO DEATH!!! WE TITANS WILL NOT STOP UNTIL YOUR DEAD!!! WE ALL COMAND THE WORLD!!! WE WILL STOP AT NOTHING TO KILL YO- *gets sliced in half*
Hahahahahahahahahah hahaha! Wow, these titans are disappointments! They act so strong, but can’t show it! I can’t believe you thought I was MISSING! Hahaha!!! Lolbit, how funny can you get before you die? Hahahahaha! Oh and also!!!
*wraps around Lolbit*
You don’t give me orders, understood? Cause we work together to take over the world! Thus, we follow a plan decided by all of us!
… OH!!! Newcomers? Hahaha!!! How interesting! Lolbit, should we let someone who says “I’m not afraid of death” who’s trying to prove it by killing just a pteranodon? I mean like, even Survivor was better than that! He killed his own friend, went on a rampage all over, and even wasted his life for a random guess!!! He’s a better fit then this guy, who doesn’t even want to say his own name! Do you just let random people in these days? Are you… DESPERATE? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! What a weird assumption am I right? Hahahahahaha!!! Ohhhh, I’m soooo ready to get on with the killing. I say, how about we go and take over dyes that aren’t owned by either: strong people or anyone at all! What do you say, Lolbit?
-Thrax