Imma bout to get ya a army of compies if your in mobile.

1. Get compies in a 1 by 2 sized box

2. Get lots of fast breeding animals (I suggest dilos)

3. Get them eggs and hatch them

4. MURDER THE CHILDREN

5. Get anything to slow the process of the prime meat to spoil

6. Knock out the compies and SHOVE a the prime meat down its THROAT

7. Now ya got a best friend enjoy!