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BREAKING NEWS

Seasnake, the OG, has returned! They started a new story in yuty aswell!

Dark One? More Like Dead One!

After an intense fight, shadow successfully killed dark one. But he will eventually return...

AD: Apex cookies are back with 2 new shapes! Apex cookies are now in shapes of knives, axes, grenades, lightning bolts, and baseball bats! Buy now for $20.99! (SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE: internal bleeding, exploding, choking, and death.)

AD: Do you want someone killed? Well call 911 now and they'll get killed! All you have to do is call and say "kill (insert persons name) for me and I'll give you 5 bucks." Again, the number is 911.

Lolbits fear?

Shadow figured out who lolbit is scared of. William afton, though i think he died. I some kinda related news, a new fnaf game is out! Its called security breach, and its 100% unique!

Thatll be all for now, tune in next time, and make sure to check out the other news stations!

-new reporter shadow(yes i know i died but im back.)