*Impales myself with my TEK sword, then drawing a circle of blood on the ground, then drawing a pentagram within*

Gah, it’s… over… Lolbit! I know who your owner… IS!

It’s no fancictionare! You… just tried… setting us… on the wrong… PATH! It’s… ENERD!

*starts shaking*

Crap!

*looks to Shadow*

It’s up… to you now… buddy!

*collapses, dead on the floor*

-Surviver