Surviver’s news

The situation is… weird! Lolbit, the robotic fox acts extremely weird and element ore is infested with haters! The war between Manticore and Surviver is over, and X-mas is coming closer and closer!

Shadow has started a new story in dinopithecus named: jungle threat (not sponsored)

AD TIME!!!

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Ad number 4: are you tired right now, but want to write many more stories to day before bed? We’ll worry not! Just get your headphones, but them into your phone, increase the volume to Max, put on why ark theme (most preferable a very loud one) and then blast your ears until your not anymore tired, and then: ENJOY!!!

Ad number 5: are you sad that you don’t have any friends to play ark with? Well… deal with it BIT*h!

That was all for Surviver’s news, hope you enjoyed!!!

(Seriously I’m not sponsored by shadow, I just felt like giving her story a shout-out!)