Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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HEY, WHAT THE HECK MAN! IM JUST TRYING TO KEEP MY SUBJECTS SAVE!(i beat my aunt in a duel, so now in queen of the shadows)
*i possess a human and grab a can and smash it and unpossess the human*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IVE BEEN KILLED TWICE ALREADY, WHEN IS IT GOING TO STOP! FIRST IM DEPRESSED, THEN I GET DISINTEGRATED THE FIRST TIME, THEN I GET STABBED IN THE EYES AND DIE AFTER KILLING DARK ONE AND IM PERMANENTLY BLIND, NOW I GET DISINTEGRATED BY MY OWN FRIEND!!?!?!??!?!?!?! YOU KNOW WHAT, IM DONE BEING NICE! HEY VENOM SYMBIOTE!
*a dragon walks over with the venom sybiote attached*
"You called?"
Can you do me a favor?
"Yeah, sure why not."
Can you release stupid stick to reck havoc on the dyes please, im tired of dying. Plus im blind.
"Are you sure?!?!"
Yes.
*the venom sybiote hops off and the dragon returns to normal*
"You know what, im not going to let this happen."
*the venom sybiote hops back on the dragon*
I JUST WANT TO STOP DYING AND FOR PEOPLE TO ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT ME!
*i slump down and start crying*
-ghost shadow