*a person walks in*

Hey, I heard you guys were taking over the dyes and I wanted to join you. Now im not like those stupid ghosts or whatever, im an actual dude trying to join you. Oh, and I can order around shadows a bit. Shadows! Get ready to attack!

*all of the shadows get armor on and grab weapons and stand at attention*

So its really just your choice, do you want me on your team?

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