Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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*2 shadows start talking in the barracks*
"Hey, im hearing some strange noise in the Pit."
"What do you mean?"
"Like, slamming against the wall, dragon like roars, roars of pain."
"Well, we dont have a dragon in there, so we should probably check it out."
*they walk over to the pit and peer inside*
"Hello?"
"Hm, nothin-"
*a ear breaking roar explodes from the pit along with a slamming noise*
"What in the shadows was that????"
"No clue."
"We know your in there, come on out."
"WAIT NO NOW IT CAN LEAV-"
*a dragon the size of a 4 story building launches out of the pit and lands in front of the guards*
Hello boys, thanks for letting me out of there, im afraid i have to eat you now.
"Wait AAAAAAH-"
*I(im going to refear to the dragon as me since it technically is me)swallow the guard whole and turn to the other guard*
"Listen, we can talk about this..."
No, we really cant.
*I swallow the 2nd guard whole aswell*
Ahh, finally, free. Where should i attack next. Shadow thought about a certain shadow alot, melody was it? Maybe I should go after them soon.
*a giant black hand bursts from the ground and smashes the dragons head into the ground*
*my eyes turn a bright white*
NOBODY TOUCHES MELODY! NOBODY!
*my eyes return to a red*
Gee, talk about protective. Hmm, maybe I should ask that one person, who was it, lolbit if I can join them.
*another black hand bursts from the ground but I catch it and rip a finger off*
Nice try shadow. You know you have no chance.
-shadow