Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Disgusting is all I say!!! A tribe decided that I would swim and get some ammonite liquid for them! I just wish I could scream in there faces: FUC* YOU!!! God FU*KING dammit! I even did as they said! Swam down to the “deep”! They said it was way to deep for them to go down there, they would be crushed by the pressure! All I thought of was, well heck then the same would happen to me, RIGHT!?! Well at least it will be to see them get bombarded by an army of angry mobs! My plan is: get ammonite liquid, swim to my base, make special darts and finally, shot them with sed special darts! Plain and simple (I thought)! Turns out that ammonites inhabit the same area as… the ALPHA MOSO!!! (This was not the last time I met him)! But I get the liquid, get up barely making it with both of my legs, only making it with one foot… when I see it I simply say in a calm voice: “AaAaaAAaaAaAaAaAaaaaAaAaaAaAaaAaAaAHhHhhHhHhhHhHhHHh!!!!!!!!!!!!” Yes, completely calm! That was the last time I ever go swimming without a mount! I walk to my base, or jump home! When I arrive tho, bet I’ll make a better foot!