*completely combusts into a tornado of blue flames, burning everything that remains from Surviver's rampage into pure energy, destroying the entire planet of sky dye and moving on to the whole dimension, burning and assimilating everything. Putting out the stars one by one to grow until I become an infinite inferno of every colour in the spectrum. Finally I collect every piece of matter and energy that remains, turning the entire dimension into a cosmic fire within myself. I spin, faster and faster around myself. Separating into tendrils that twine together and keep spinning until they completely disintegrate into waves of liquid colour which roll into planets and stars, forming life where before there was void, entire galaxies swirl out of the waves of stars and energy, finally forming a last little planet, letting it mold into shape as already forests of glowing plants and meadows of eyeball-tipped grasses erupt from the soil, mountains fall as rainbows of seafoam, solidifying into snowcapped gray rock. The animals form from droplets of pure life energy as it falls from the sky, building up into microbes and eight-legged beasts which stride high over the grasslands to eat from trees, two-foot high snails with shining rounded blue shells, carnivores with two big arms and six long legs that stalk fat creatures with six eyes on stalks and four long legs and four short, finally, from the formless rainbows of chaos come spiders, blue and as big as a human hand, their colours and beautiful diamond patterns dancing and changing as the light hits them in many ways, they build up from nothing, remaking the homes that they remember having lost in another life and another time, at last it is completed, billions of species on the world, all of them eating, being eaten, being alive, being dead, matter, energy, they change over time, but always the planet and its life stay*

*I shapeshift back from the last ember of the flames into just one big blue tarantula, which looks tired as it smooths its fur and conjures a cup of tea, which flickers as if it is barely there*

SURVIVER

Do I have your attention? Vermin.

*The spider snaps its jaws, viciously, dragging Surviver's ghost into the meadow where it rests with the tea, which is now entirely real and does not flicker*

Look. What you did you humanoid pest!

*One of Surviver's translucent hands is sliced off by a burst of Chaos magick from the spider, which absorbs it to regain power*

I'll set you free this time, but Manticore and the Shadows are innocent, stop tearing their limbs off, and what "foundation?" Are you classified as an SCP these days???

Anyway, if you try to kill somebody, do it to Apex, he might be left hibernating for too long to become an all powerful dæmon intent on destroying all life, and you will certainly be left in hibernation for a long time or else explode.

(Though it would be a nice thing to happen if Apex became a god, it gets boring in the dyes)

And anyway, what did I do that Sky Dye is the one you destroy? Destroy Theri claws for when Lolbit reawakens instead *visible spider laughing*

It's considered rude to destroy somebody's home and kill their pet spiders, you know!

I'll set you free this time, but if you destroy more lands or possess innocent fanfictioners for a body I'll send you far away to Spoiled Meat, a dimension you wouldn't wish to live in.

~Annoyed Poecilotheria metallica

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