Oh hi wwt! I was just coming here to make fun of dark one!

(Dark One) it doesnt matter, I'll just get rid of you on thanksgiving.

This happens almost every holiday! Cant we just take a break for a second???

(Dark One) well it was prophesied that one of us would defeat the other.

I honestly dont care, just leave me alone.

(Dark One) alright, I guess I'll just tell wwt your secret then. Hey wwt, shadow is-

NO PLEASE DONT I'LL DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!

(Dark One) THEN STOP COMING EVERY DAY TO MAKE FUN OF ME!!!!!

oh ok. Thats easy enough.

-a shadow who has a very protected secret