How r we gonna find a mobile server to play on?

I might be able to convince my dad to buy me one I dunno. Prob not. Fair warning:When me and Harpocrates breed wolves they are usually inbred so a wolf’s wife is often his daughter. Not to mention when we think a wolf is weak we like to kill it with all our wolves watching, well, except one special case. We had a wolf that was lvl 256 I think called Fuzzball, her stats were horrible but we kept her around as a punching bag/breeding fodder/kicks.

Here are other stories when me and Harpocrates abused our wolves.

We grabbed a wolf we planned to kill and had all our wolves watch.

We killed a wolf in front of his (sister? Mother?) so we did “therapist dungy” (dungy was our dung beetle) and he said in a nasally voice.

D=Dungy W=wolf

D:So what is the Problem?

W:I watched my child die!

D:They were useless anyway.

Harpocrates was getting food for a baby wolf we had and he drowned and lost his stuff so we tortured it by feeding it beer and then killing it. (Sick kid logic!)

We had a “Breeding Chamber” which got progressively worse as the servers went on, first time it was spacious because it was meant for multiple creatures, then at the 3rd server we just opted to put them in the smallest pen possible to get wolves. I also think we fed wolf meat to our wolves. We had some kind of hatred for wolves I don’t know why.

We also had an argent called Angel who had horrible stats.

We tortured her in several ways

Punching

Knocking out with narcotics for fun

Test subject for that powder thingamabobber from Amber.

-Manticore