Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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The imperial secret police:Dieter, Roland, John, Peter.
Peter:The emperor didn’t step down did he?
John:Those are rumors
Roland:alright 👏 👏 haul it all away.
Peter:I suppose we should take the baby?
John:Wait why are we doing this again?
Dieter:Shadow made a news broadcast threatening the emperor so we’re stealing everything he owns
Peter:SHOULD WE TAKE THIS BABY!
GOOGOO
Dieter:shhhhhh
John:It’s so stupid it probably thinks darkness means night, put this blanket over it’s eyes.
Roland:He said Nergal would watch this in the under world
Nergal (not me):Hello, I’ll watch over this stuff. Put the crops in a basket and send them up the Euphrates, I want the Babylonians to have them.
Roland:And there’s this baby too.
Nergal:I’ve never had a kid before, oh well, I’ll just put it down here in the ziggurat near my throne.
GOOGOO-
Nergal:Silence! Great, now this will echo for miles, I told Pazuzu we should’ve put sound pads in here! This will make the underworld horrible.
Later…
Dieter:Heyyy, guys? I just got a message saying the emperor stepped down
Peter:Oh shiiiiiiiiii-
-Manticore