Aren’t I technically already president? Actually, I’m a king. You know what, the first one to find my castle and get to the throne room, while first avoiding the giant leviathans swimming around the castle, and then the hundreds of guards I have, no more of my army will patrol your dye. This only applies to one dye, so here’s a hint.

“Down where the pressure is great, where the leviathans roam, and the fish swim freely, you may find my castle.”

That actually seems way too easy… doesn’t matter.

-King Lamprey