Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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As that spider said, I will decorate this region. . .
(You may or may not get a refund if you dislike it, cost at the ventral end of this text cube that represents me)
*expands the arena, to ensure that if such occurs the battle is not fought under trivial circumstances, once two souls are detected entering the arena, only one is allowed to leave.
I also add several pillars inside it, an {}|\/|I|\|{}|_|$ cube of pure Vantablack,
And a pair of massive banners, one of which is divided between white and dark gray, and another that advertises Theri Claws and appears ripped.*
Good, now for peaceful decoration
*Makes the once small shed filled with chairs into a huge cathedralesque building (complete with OminouS OrgaN MusiC) in the very centre of which are two simple stone chairs protruding from the floor each with a cushion(green, embroidered with a tree half green and half flaming, If you happen to wonder)
And a comparatively very fancy mahogany table (complete with a tablecloth deliberately designed to make the observer dizzy) and two sentient mugs which, when correctly stroked across the handle, will cycle through every beverage known to mankind,
blood(guaranteed fresh), an opaque, strangely opalescent silver liquid with faint sentences in binary floating in a spiral in it, from which hangs a paper card tied to a string attached to the teabag below, which simply reads "10 Gigabytes"(it may take a while to drink it)
Adequate decoration?
Overkill?
Horrifying and needs to be taken down?
~Poecilotheria metallica, decorator of dyes.
That'll all cost one cup of tea.