*a single scout spider swings In on silk*

Hello, as my full swarm is physically unable to attend. I am here to represent them in saying, as is detailed in my job description;

"Decorate? With pleasssssssssssssure!"

That is literally the only reason I exist.

I hope that I don't die now that I've completed my purpose. . .

I don't want to.

But. . . ?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

~Submetallica having an existential crisis