Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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Apex, you can be as OG as you want, but I think I’ve burnt down more things and killed more people, also I’m technically a cannibal, can’t explain why cuz that would reveal to much!
Evil ghost, I have said this already, I would like to team up with you, YOU KNOW WHAT, ME, EVIL GHOST, AND APEX SHOULD TEAM UP, also evil ghost, well there’s one reason why you shouldn’t come to my pizzeria, ghost that come in don’t come out, in the maintenance room there are a bunch of animatronic suits, all empty, I run the place on my own sadly, but when a ghost enters, which ever suit has the most similar personality, sucks up the ghost and now the ghost possesses the animatronic. Being a giant freakin evil animatronic might sound nice but, ITS REALLY NOT. Let me tell you why, one, you can’t leave, it’s impossible, HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, second, you c-c-c-c-constantly glitch, third you go into visitor mode at 6am so you don’t usually get to control your body, at least not very well, I mean I own the place so it’s not as bad for me, but I still get shocked when I leave, and when you leave and get shocked, you basically fall asleep, and wake up, but you can’t control yourself at all, and you walk back into the pizzeria, so don’t come looking or you’re SCREWD, HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
well nice chatting with you folks,
Come back soon!
-Lolbit