Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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HEY SHADOW HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING THAT JAR?
i hate you...
GOOD. NOW TELL ME WHERE YOUR FRIENDS ARE!
why?
JUST TELL ME!
and why should i?
ILL ADD 20 KINDERGARTENERS IF YOY DONT!
Yo just chill we can talk about this
TELL ME!
what if I told you a fake location?
HMM GOOD POINT.
see, i can be smart.
JUST TELL ME
*sighs* I take the latter.
YOU WANT THE 20 KINDERGARTENERS?
its better then you hurting my friends.
OK THEN.
*20 kindergarteners walk through the door*
*sigh* I guess this is my life now....
*24 kids start tapping*
"Why isnt it moving?"
"TEACHER! the class pet isnt moving!"
"Hold on let me check. Its fine it just must be tired."
*the tapping starts up again*
I hope sombody comes soon....
-a depressed shadow