Uuuuuuuh, remember what I said about having 3 grandmas…. I forgot about the 4th one. Also….

Bounty Hunters: Walks into cave, following the trail of limbs, they find Apex sitting on a pile of body parts, organs and children’s heads.

Apex: What the hell do you want!?

Bounty Hunters: We’ve come to take you to the government so you can be arrested for your crimes!

Apex: F*** No!!!!!

Bounty Hunters: *Gets out advanced, dangerous, high tech military grade weapons*

Apex: *amused snort*

Bounty Hunters: *aims*

Bounty Hunter leader: Get ready to fire!!!

Apex: *pulls out ridiculous chainsaw blade launching weapon*

Bounty Hunters: *fires*

Apex: *Jumps out of the way and fires at a bounty hunters legs, chomping them off. He fires at another’s arms and then their chest. He reloads, then takes out 2 more with head shots.*

Bounty Hunter leader: *fires at Apex, missing both times, then pauses to reload.*

Apex: *Fires at his right arm, then his left, disarming him. Then he throws himself at the leader and saws his guts out, tears out all his organs and eats them. Then he casually walks up to the bounty Hunter with no arms an casually crushes his skull and eats his brains.*

Apex: mmmmmmmmm nom nom human…

-Sadistic Apex