If ark was pokemon

Oak: Welcome to the world of ARK! Please choose a starter dinosaur.

Gary: No fair gramps!

Oak:Gary, you will get your turn after.

(Chooses water type dodo)

Gary: You choose dodo? Then I choose Deathworm! Let's battle!

Gary sent out deathworm! Player sent put dodo!

Dodo, use peck!

It's super effective!

Deathworm fainted

Gary has no more dinosaurs, player wins!

(Dodo evolves into vulture)

Let's fight an itchynoris

(Vulture gets eaten)