Ark news!

|did you know.. beginner servers are wiping.. great!|

|theres a new dino, and it flies..|

[ive kinda abandoned the righteous aberration!.. if anyone wants to

continue it, its on reaper.. yeah i suck]

i ate stale bread for breakfast!.. you didnt need to know that..

did you know that reading rejects on shadowmane will boost your lifespan by 47%

breaking news!.. apex has killed 32 orphans and burned down 3 orphanages, 2 taco bells, and his grandmas house, if you see this man, immediately call the dododex police!.. we’ve been trying to track him down, we found his chainsaw after killing some discord advertisers!..

(AD) buy dodo-flakes!.. their AWWWWWWsome!

(AD) are you old, are you nimble and weak and cant afford a house, welcome to stalebread retirement home!.. remember, your old, but your still bold!

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apex was last seen during a childs birthday party, dressed up as a clown, he murdered 5 children with a chainsaw before the cops came!.. he escaped, apex, of your listening.. turn yourself in, or there will be consequences!

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