Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

The Day a Titan Gave a Heart Attack

So me and my tribe mate lived on herbie Island on our private server, and transporting dinos was a little dangerous. So we set off to get crypods. We tamed two tek parasaurs and bred them, then we needed to get crystal, and next go on a penguin child murder spree. Well, let’s just say we wasted a little time (tamed two neon otters in the footpaw to go in the volcano, realized a lvl 27 pt can’t make the journey, ect.), and we went to the closest mountain we could find, hoping it had crystal on it. Well, it was a good spot. Not to dangerous, and we even got an explorer note. After we got the crystal we were unloading into the pts’ inventories, and out of the corner of my screen I see something big, rocky, and pink (it was the Easter Event then). I immediately recognized it. And it was right. Next. To me. I screamed on my mic, “get on your pt. NOW.” And he said, “what is it?” And I said, “ITS A BARBIE MONSTER.” What a shame. I wanted to come back to that place for crystal too. But it’s a titanosaur spawn... Never going back ever ever EVER again.