Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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If you see me, do not tame,
You are not ready; this is out of your domain.
I am for the higher-ups, I do not do business
With the locals. Get some griffin kibble,
Learn to fight, and maybe I’ll relieve you
Of this plight. Don’t tell the devs to update,
Y’all already way too often, accidentally kill my cousin the Equus
During a ride ‘gone encountered with a Raptor,
Like a chapter or the best-est, I don’t
Wanna suffer the same fate.
Too late, I don’t mean to be blatant,
But I’m a rare gem; only one of us can come
On this island’s shores at a time,
I’m clearly just tryna preserve my kind.
And time will find, and I don’t lie;
That you don’t got what it takes,
Come back when you can beat a dungeon.
Cuz’ approach me, my legs go ‘hind,
Then you see me runnin’.
Cuz every other creature, you be swing-and-punchin’.
Cooking takes too long, on raw meat’ch you be munchin’.
I hope that’ch you I didn’t bludgeon.
I’m barely different from the rest, go tame an Equus.
Heck, even a Parasaur ‘would still be fast!
So jealous of those Spinos, wanna’ tame ‘one,
But don’t know when or which to run from.
I hope you understand,
I’m just tryna stay alive, keep my feet(hooves) on land.
Btw, you mobile? Then you can’t go’n get ‘on ‘my back,
Lad.
