Wait, THE Dan? As in, the founder of Dodoex? He either really likes our storys, or he hates them and is going to tell us not to do this anymore. Tablet at five precent, should be getting ipad tomorrow. Or today. Depends when this is posted. I hate long waits. Why does it have long waits? I DON'T WANT LONG WAITS!

-Jedi, who as you can see, hates long waits.