I’m just gonna play Doom to take out my anger on Hells terrifying army of Demons.

*blows up zombie*

HAHA YESSS!!!!

*Saws Imp to death with chainsaw*

Take that!

*Blows the face off that ugly demon with a shotgun*

Mmmmm, blood fountain...

*murders cacodemon and watches it melt down into a blob of blue gore while its green eye rolls out onto the floor*

So satisfying...

*kills the Barons of Hell and watches their guts spill out onto the floor*

I mean I love this game...

*gets killed by Revenant*

AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH BUGGER OFF YOU MOTHER- *respawns surrounded by zombies and demons*

*throws controller out of window*

-Apex