I'll try to be the short.... OK....

THIS GYYS WILL GO AXEMAN STYLE INTO YOUR BUTT AND YOU'LL TO BE AS SMART AS SYNTAC TTO TAME ONE OF THESE, BECAUSE THE GUY WHO ONE THE GUINESS RECORD IS ACTUALLY A MANAGARMR. USE BEHEMOTH GATES, LET HIM TIRE ITSELF BY USING MULTIPLE JUMPS AND HIVE HIM MUTTON.

Uhh, that was hard

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