Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the lystrosaurus? Funny lystrosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me and my brother play ark together. And the Lystros are my favorite cuz they so cute! So we got an orange and green one. We named it olive, and called it a cute little derp... Little did we know that if you take A Triceratops egg, it will come for you! And I had little water ballon derp with us, and it was too late for little olive... We made her a grave that said “here lies olive-the most derp of them all.” Every like equals 1 spiritual pet for little Olive... 💔
I was playing with my friend and we just started out and we had 4 turtles a para a lot of dilos and Liz the lystro she was my favorite tame she was so cute. My friend was new to ark so I had to teach him some stuff like NOT TO TRY AND FIGHT A BRONTO I saved everyone but my lystro so I made a grave for Liz and promised REVENGE and then I was on a allo with some more allies and struck the bronto DOWN and Liz is still in my heart to the present day. Comment F for Liz.