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What are some funny jokes or stories about the lystrosaurus? Funny lystrosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
A divine, deadly creature with a roar that can scare a yutirannus a bite that can kill a Giganotosaurus and can easily beat a managarmer in a race. Found only in the grocery store because it is a killer loaf of bread. Pros turn around in fear when they hear the call of piglet loaf of bread. Raaaiiaaaaaarrrgrraaaiiigrrr
Don't let them fool you, these little critters are one of the most adaptable creatures in ark. They can literally be found everywhere. Their unusually tanky for their size and can regenerate heath fairly rapidly. These dudes are hard to kill, and become enraged when their eggs are stolen, becoming slow moving piranhas of the land. They're power must not be underestimated, and while they don't have a player body count like the raptors, they have still torn helpless beach bobs to shreds
It can destroy Gigas and Titanosauruses be careful when taming wear full tek armor but avoid it at any cost or it one shot you. If tamed it gives boost to your tamed dinos but when making a trap REMEMBER it can break anithing and its faster than a raptor so if you encounter one of them you better be ready to move your legs faster than you ever did. Its the best dino to fight the overseer just a hit and its down and you can raid anyone with it its really a powerful dino
So my first world in ark and I find one of these guys and tame it and name it bobby so yeah had him for a while bobby watch me tame my first tek dino it was a parsuars and make it's saddle but one day I left him by my house and when I turned my back to mine some stone it said your lystrosaurus bobby was killed by (I forgot the name of the bird) then I turn around and see bobby hanging by the claws of the bird and I and my friend go and kill the bird and feed it to the fish and we made a grave for bobby may he rest in peace in dino heaven 1 like is a pat for bobby
I had a level 30 Lystro. I named him Pie. I was a low level at the time. Pie was awesome. He did back flips and ate all my food. Then one day...I was getting some stuff for a saddle and I heard the familiar sound of a car alarm. Yep. Freaking Ichythornis. I turned to find one had picked up Pie and was taking him out to sea. I screamed and tried to shoot it with my bow. I have horrible aiming and missed every shot. I ran out of arrows and the dang bird disapeared into the forest. I get a death message 3 minutes later saying, “ pie was killed by a level 2 ichythornis”. I than vowed to kill every dang Ichythornis that I came across since then.