Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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Longneck Rifle
An assassin who charges $10,000 per shot who never misses goes to a bar, a man whose resting his head on the counter with 3 glasses of beer finds the assassin and says "hey, are you the guy who never misses?"
"Yeah, it'll be 10k for one though"
"Right, I have 20, so my wife and best friend is having an affair and I want you to shoot my wife in the head and blow my friends pecker off"
After the assassin climbs on a roof and waits a couple minutes, the guy says "what's taking you so long?" Then the assassin replies with "I can save you 10 grand right now"