How the velonasuar came to be

Scientist 1: Have you ever thought about a living assault rifle?

Scientist 2:No

Scientist 1:Well lets make one!

2: mm ok

1: get a dilo

2: got it

1:make it 10x bigger

2:done

1:make it have spikes of poison shoot from its frills!

2:ok?

1:creat it with infinite stamina

2:created

1:trian it to run freaky fast!

2: has been trained

The third one walks in-

3:what is that!?

1: my walking and breathing assault rifle!

3:lets call it a velonasuar

2: Great idea

When you shot with this thing please shout : LMG MOUNTED AND LOADED

Me: Alright Pinhead, your time is up...

Velonasaur: Who you callin' pinhead?

Real men punch them out.

SMART men circle them and konk ‘em out with tranqs.

These should be used to guard Area 51.

Imagine being the first person to find this:

Look at that imma going to tame it

*Gets close*

Ahhhhhhhhh

Run it’s a living mini gun

A walking machine gun, have fun

Me: Chilling out on my new snow owl.

Velonsaur: Hold my beer...

The sound effect should be pewpewpew

Raptor + turret = Velonasaur . Honestly seems a TLC if the raptor.